Report by the 6DR Speech Observance Society

This may or may not have been penned in Summer,  but it's the result of a favourite pastime of pupils during the long,  hot summer classes practiced throughout the Grammar School's history, and probably beyond.   I remember lots of sweepstakes and 'cricket' scoring competitions based on teachers' commonplaces:  it's a pity the Magazines didn't record those favourite phrases down the years.